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THE MCNASTY WEEKLY

Week 8 Matchup Preview

2026 ยท History, current Sleeper starters, NFL matchups, rivalry receipts, picks and irresponsible amounts of shit talk.

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MATCHUP 1

Kian vs Kris

HISTORY LEANKris

Kian

QBDrake MayeNE @ MIA
RBBhayshul TutenJAX vs IND
RBJaylen WarrenPIT vs CLE
WRJaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA vs CHI
WRTetairoa McMillanCAR @ GB
WRDohnte MeyersCIN vs TEN
TEIsaiah LikelyNYG ยท game TBD
RBJacory Croskey-MerrittWAS ยท game TBD
KTyler LoopBAL @ BUF
DEFPittsburgh SteelersPIT vs CLE
VS

Kris

QBKirk CousinsLV @ NYJ
RBKyren WilliamsLAR vs LAC
RBQuinshon JudkinsCLE @ PIT
WRJa'Marr ChaseCIN vs TEN
WRJakobi MeyersJAX vs IND
WRDK MetcalfPIT vs CLE
TEBrock BowersLV @ NYJ
RBD'Andre SwiftCHI @ SEA
KJason MyersSEA vs CHI
DEFJacksonville JaguarsJAX vs IND
KianPOSITIONKris
Drake MayeNE @ MIAPick 67
QBโ€”
Kirk CousinsLV @ NYJ
Bhayshul TutenJAX vs INDPick 43
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Kyren WilliamsLAR vs LACPick 21
Jaylen WarrenPIT vs CLEPick 54
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Quinshon JudkinsCLE @ PITPick 45
Jacory Croskey-MerrittWAS ยท game TBDPick 91
RB3Draft edge โ†’
D'Andre SwiftCHI @ SEAPick 52
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA vs CHIPick 6
WR1Draft edge โ†’
Ja'Marr ChaseCIN vs TENPick 4
Tetairoa McMillanCAR @ GBPick 30
WR2โ† Draft edge
Jakobi MeyersJAX vs INDPick 165
Dohnte MeyersCIN vs TEN
WR3โ€”
DK MetcalfPIT vs CLEPick 69
Isaiah LikelyNYG ยท game TBDPick 126
TEDraft edge โ†’
Brock BowersLV @ NYJPick 28
Tyler LoopBAL @ BUFPick 187
KDraft edge โ†’
Jason MyersSEA vs CHIPick 141
Pittsburgh SteelersPIT vs CLEPick 174
DEFDraft edge โ†’
Jacksonville JaguarsJAX vs INDPick 148

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesKian 6โ€“10 Kris
Avg Score126.26 โ€“ 133.63
Playoff Meetings1
Current StreakKian ร—1

Last meeting: 2025 W14: Kian 160.28โ€“93.76 Kris

Biggest ass-kicking: 2025 W14: Kian 160.28โ€“93.76 Kris ยท 66.52 pts

Closest game: 2018 W1: Kris 146.60โ€“143.80 Kian ยท 2.80 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Kris owns the historical edge, which means Kian gets another chance to pretend the previous 16 meetings were all bad luck. Kian took the last meeting 160.28โ€“93.76. The history lean is Kris; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 2

Henry vs Butters

HISTORY LEANButters

Henry

QBTyler ShoughNO ยท game TBD
RBOmarion HamptonLAC @ LAR
RBBucky IrvingTB vs ATL
WRAntonio WilliamsWAS ยท game TBD
WRJaylin NoelHOU ยท game TBD
WRKendrick BourneARI @ DAL
TETrey McBrideARI @ DAL
WRLadd McConkeyLAC @ LAR
KChase McLaughlinTB vs ATL
DEFChicago BearsCHI @ SEA
VS

Butters

QBDak PrescottDAL vs ARI
RBChristian McCaffreySF ยท game TBD
RBWill ShipleyPHI @ WSH
WRChris OlaveNO ยท game TBD
WRDavante AdamsLAR vs LAC
WRRomeo DoubsNE @ MIA
TETucker KraftGB vs CAR
RBJeremiyah LoveARI @ DAL
KSpencer ShraderIND @ JAX
DEFCincinnati BengalsCIN vs TEN
HenryPOSITIONButters
Tyler ShoughNO ยท game TBD
QBโ€”
Dak PrescottDAL vs ARIPick 94
Omarion HamptonLAC @ LARPick 12
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Christian McCaffreySF ยท game TBDPick 3
Bucky IrvingTB vs ATLPick 46
RB2โ€”
Will ShipleyPHI @ WSH
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RB3โ€”
Jeremiyah LoveARI @ DALPick 27
Antonio WilliamsWAS ยท game TBD
WR1โ€”
Chris OlaveNO ยท game TBDPick 22
Jaylin NoelHOU ยท game TBD
WR2โ€”
Davante AdamsLAR vs LACPick 51
Kendrick BourneARI @ DAL
WR3โ€”
Romeo DoubsNE @ MIAPick 108
Ladd McConkeyLAC @ LARPick 37
WR4โ€”
โ€”
Trey McBrideARI @ DALPick 36
TEโ† Draft edge
Tucker KraftGB vs CARPick 70
Chase McLaughlinTB vs ATL
Kโ€”
Spencer ShraderIND @ JAX
Chicago BearsCHI @ SEA
DEFโ€”
Cincinnati BengalsCIN vs TEN

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesHenry 5โ€“8 Butters
Avg Score127.22 โ€“ 126.07
Playoff Meetings0
Current StreakButters ร—1

Last meeting: 2025 W12: Butters 158.56โ€“135.84 Henry

Biggest ass-kicking: 2020 W2: Butters 200.92โ€“142.30 Henry ยท 58.62 pts

Closest game: 2025 W1: Henry 98.52โ€“96.62 Butters ยท 1.90 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Butters owns the historical edge, which means Henry gets another chance to pretend the previous 13 meetings were all bad luck. Butters took the last meeting 158.56โ€“135.84. The history lean is Butters; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 3

Michael vs Justin

HISTORY LEANMichael

Michael

QBJalen HurtsPHI @ WSH
RBJonathan TaylorIND @ JAX
RBJavonte WilliamsDAL vs ARI
WRDrake LondonATL @ TB
WRKeon ColemanBUF vs BAL
WRJaylen WaddleDEN vs KC
TEHarold FanninCLE @ PIT
RBEmanuel WilsonSEA vs CHI
KCam LittleJAX vs IND
DEFHouston TexansHOU ยท game TBD
VS

Justin

QBLamar JacksonBAL @ BUF
RBBijan RobinsonATL @ TB
RBRhamondre StevensonNE @ MIA
WRDJ MooreBUF vs BAL
WRMalik NabersNYG ยท game TBD
WRNico CollinsHOU ยท game TBD
TEJuwan JohnsonNO ยท game TBD
RBJ.K. DobbinsDEN vs KC
DEFCleveland BrownsCLE @ PIT
MichaelPOSITIONJustin
Jalen HurtsPHI @ WSHPick 77
QBDraft edge โ†’
Lamar JacksonBAL @ BUFPick 50
Jonathan TaylorIND @ JAXPick 5
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Bijan RobinsonATL @ TBPick 2
Javonte WilliamsDAL vs ARIPick 29
RB2โ† Draft edge
Rhamondre StevensonNE @ MIAPick 71
Emanuel WilsonSEA vs CHI
RB3โ€”
J.K. DobbinsDEN vs KCPick 74
Drake LondonATL @ TBPick 20
WR1โ† Draft edge
DJ MooreBUF vs BALPick 47
Keon ColemanBUF vs BAL
WR2โ€”
Malik NabersNYG ยท game TBDPick 23
Jaylen WaddleDEN vs KCPick 44
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Nico CollinsHOU ยท game TBDPick 26
Harold FanninCLE @ PITPick 101
TEโ€”
Juwan JohnsonNO ยท game TBD
Cam LittleJAX vs INDPick 140
Kโ€”
โ€”
Houston TexansHOU ยท game TBDPick 125
DEFโ€”
Cleveland BrownsCLE @ PIT

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesMichael 5โ€“5 Justin
Avg Score127.63 โ€“ 132.46
Playoff Meetings2
Current StreakJustin ร—1

Last meeting: 2025 W15: Justin 143.70โ€“136.72 Michael

Biggest ass-kicking: 2024 W16: Justin 191.82โ€“85.78 Michael ยท 106.04 pts

Closest game: 2025 W15: Justin 143.70โ€“136.72 Michael ยท 6.98 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Michael and Justin are basically dead even historically, which is a polite way of saying neither one has earned the right to talk this much shit. Justin took the last meeting 143.70โ€“136.72. The history lean is Michael, an honor worth approximately fucking nothing once the games start.

MATCHUP 4

Tyler vs Kristian

HISTORY LEANTyler

Tyler

QBPatrick MahomesKC @ DEN
RBMarShawn LloydGB vs CAR
RBAshton JeantyLV @ NYJ
WRMike EvansSF ยท game TBD
WRRashee RiceKC @ DEN
WRWan'Dale RobinsonTEN @ CIN
TEGeorge KittleSF ยท game TBD
WRDenzel BostonCLE @ PIT
KBrandon AubreyDAL vs ARI
DEFDenver BroncosDEN vs KC
VS

Kristian

QBJayden DanielsWAS ยท game TBD
RBKenneth WalkerKC @ DEN
RBChuba HubbardCAR @ GB
WRDeVonta SmithPHI @ WSH
WRMatthew GoldenGB vs CAR
WRZay FlowersBAL @ BUF
TEDallas GoedertPHI @ WSH
WRDevaughn VeleNO ยท game TBD
KWill ReichardMIN @ DET
DEFMinnesota VikingsMIN @ DET
TylerPOSITIONKristian
Patrick MahomesKC @ DENPick 120
QBDraft edge โ†’
Jayden DanielsWAS ยท game TBDPick 112
MarShawn LloydGB vs CARPick 72
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Kenneth WalkerKC @ DENPick 18
Ashton JeantyLV @ NYJPick 25
RB2โ† Draft edge
Chuba HubbardCAR @ GBPick 79
Mike EvansSF ยท game TBDPick 48
WR1Draft edge โ†’
DeVonta SmithPHI @ WSHPick 31
Rashee RiceKC @ DENPick 24
WR2โ† Draft edge
Matthew GoldenGB vs CARPick 114
Wan'Dale RobinsonTEN @ CINPick 121
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Zay FlowersBAL @ BUFPick 42
Denzel BostonCLE @ PITPick 168
WR4โ€”
Devaughn VeleNO ยท game TBD
George KittleSF ยท game TBDPick 96
TEโ† Draft edge
Dallas GoedertPHI @ WSHPick 151
Brandon AubreyDAL vs ARIPick 97
Kโ† Draft edge
Will ReichardMIN @ DETPick 175
Denver BroncosDEN vs KCPick 145
DEFโ† Draft edge
Minnesota VikingsMIN @ DETPick 186

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesTyler 9โ€“6 Kristian
Avg Score136.19 โ€“ 127.39
Playoff Meetings0
Current StreakKristian ร—1

Last meeting: 2024 W5: Kristian 186.88โ€“133.78 Tyler

Biggest ass-kicking: 2017 W11: Tyler 169.50โ€“98.00 Kristian ยท 71.50 pts

Closest game: 2024 W1: Tyler 112.26โ€“109.36 Kristian ยท 2.90 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Tyler owns the historical edge, which means Kristian gets another chance to pretend the previous 15 meetings were all bad luck. Kristian took the last meeting 186.88โ€“133.78. The history lean is Tyler; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 5

BDo vs Sam

HISTORY LEANSam

BDo

QBJoe BurrowCIN vs TEN
RBJaylen WrightMIA vs NE
RBWoody MarksHOU ยท game TBD
WRJustin JeffersonMIN @ DET
WRMichael WilsonARI @ DAL
WRParker WashingtonJAX vs IND
TEJake FergusonDAL vs ARI
WRDeebo SamuelSF ยท game TBD
KEvan McPhersonCIN vs TEN
DEFSeattle SeahawksSEA vs CHI
VS

Sam

QBBrock PurdySF ยท game TBD
RBKeaton MitchellLAC @ LAR
RBDerrick HenryBAL @ BUF
WRPuka NacuaLAR vs LAC
WRGeorge PickensDAL vs ARI
WRTerry McLaurinWAS ยท game TBD
TEColston LovelandCHI @ SEA
RBOllie GordonMIA vs NE
KMatt GayLV @ NYJ
DEFLas Vegas RaidersLV @ NYJ
BDoPOSITIONSam
Joe BurrowCIN vs TENPick 62
QBโ€”
Brock PurdySF ยท game TBD
Jaylen WrightMIA vs NE
RB1โ€”
Keaton MitchellLAC @ LARPick 133
Woody MarksHOU ยท game TBDPick 155
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Derrick HenryBAL @ BUFPick 17
โ€”
RB3โ€”
Ollie GordonMIA vs NE
Justin JeffersonMIN @ DETPick 11
WR1Draft edge โ†’
Puka NacuaLAR vs LACPick 8
Michael WilsonARI @ DALPick 83
WR2Draft edge โ†’
George PickensDAL vs ARIPick 32
Parker WashingtonJAX vs INDPick 59
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Terry McLaurinWAS ยท game TBDPick 56
Deebo SamuelSF ยท game TBDPick 110
WR4โ€”
โ€”
Jake FergusonDAL vs ARIPick 107
TEDraft edge โ†’
Colston LovelandCHI @ SEAPick 65
Evan McPhersonCIN vs TENPick 158
Kโ€”
Matt GayLV @ NYJ
Seattle SeahawksSEA vs CHIPick 131
DEFโ€”
Las Vegas RaidersLV @ NYJ

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesBDo 6โ€“12 Sam
Avg Score121.71 โ€“ 130.39
Playoff Meetings3
Current StreakSam ร—1

Last meeting: 2025 W12: Sam 138.16โ€“115.96 BDo

Biggest ass-kicking: 2017 W9: Sam 132.50โ€“45.50 BDo ยท 87.00 pts

Closest game: 2025 W1: BDo 117.78โ€“115.20 Sam ยท 2.58 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Sam owns the historical edge, which means BDo gets another chance to pretend the previous 18 meetings were all bad luck. Sam took the last meeting 138.16โ€“115.96. The history lean is Sam; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 6

Andy vs Sawm

HISTORY LEANSawm

Andy

QBSam DarnoldSEA vs CHI
RBJames CookBUF vs BAL
RBTyler AllgeierARI @ DAL
WRGarrett WilsonNYJ vs LV
WRJosh DownsIND @ JAX
WRRome OdunzeCHI @ SEA
TEKenyon SadiqNYJ vs LV
TETyler WarrenIND @ JAX
KChris BoswellPIT vs CLE
DEFLos Angeles ChargersLAC @ LAR
VS

Sawm

QBJosh AllenBUF vs BAL
RBCam SkatteboNYG ยท game TBD
RBAlvin KamaraNO ยท game TBD
WRCeeDee LambDAL vs ARI
WRLuther BurdenCHI @ SEA
WRChristian WatsonGB vs CAR
TETravis KelceKC @ DEN
WRRashid ShaheedSEA vs CHI
KKa'imi FairbairnHOU ยท game TBD
DEFPhiladelphia EaglesPHI @ WSH
AndyPOSITIONSawm
Sam DarnoldSEA vs CHI
QBโ€”
Josh AllenBUF vs BALPick 15
James CookBUF vs BALPick 9
RB1โ† Draft edge
Cam SkatteboNYG ยท game TBDPick 34
Tyler AllgeierARI @ DALPick 129
RB2โ† Draft edge
Alvin KamaraNO ยท game TBDPick 154
Garrett WilsonNYJ vs LVPick 40
WR1Draft edge โ†’
CeeDee LambDAL vs ARIPick 10
Josh DownsIND @ JAXPick 105
WR2Draft edge โ†’
Luther BurdenCHI @ SEAPick 58
Rome OdunzeCHI @ SEAPick 57
WR3โ† Draft edge
Christian WatsonGB vs CARPick 63
โ€”
WR4โ€”
Rashid ShaheedSEA vs CHIPick 111
Kenyon SadiqNYJ vs LV
TE1โ€”
Travis KelceKC @ DENPick 106
Tyler WarrenIND @ JAXPick 88
TE2โ€”
โ€”
Chris BoswellPIT vs CLEPick 184
KDraft edge โ†’
Ka'imi FairbairnHOU ยท game TBDPick 142
Los Angeles ChargersLAC @ LARPick 177
DEFDraft edge โ†’
Philadelphia EaglesPHI @ WSHPick 135

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesAndy 1โ€“4 Sawm
Avg Score112.56 โ€“ 125.20
Playoff Meetings1
Current StreakSawm ร—4

Last meeting: 2025 W5: Sawm 120.24โ€“111.80 Andy

Biggest ass-kicking: 2024 W2: Sawm 131.98โ€“101.26 Andy ยท 30.72 pts

Closest game: 2025 W5: Sawm 120.24โ€“111.80 Andy ยท 8.44 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Sawm owns the historical edge, which means Andy gets another chance to pretend the previous 5 meetings were all bad luck. Sawm took the last meeting 120.24โ€“111.80. The history lean is Sawm; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.