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THE MCNASTY WEEKLY

Week 12 Matchup Preview

2026 ยท History, current Sleeper starters, NFL matchups, rivalry receipts, picks and irresponsible amounts of shit talk.

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MATCHUP 1

Kian vs Sam

HISTORY LEANSam

Kian

QBDrake MayeNE @ LAC
RBBhayshul TutenJAX vs TEN
RBJaylen WarrenPIT vs DEN
WRJaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA @ SF
WRTetairoa McMillanCAR @ TB
WRDohnte MeyersCIN vs NO
TEIsaiah LikelyNYG @ IND
RBJacory Croskey-MerrittWAS ยท game TBD
KTyler LoopBAL @ HOU
DEFPittsburgh SteelersPIT vs DEN
VS

Sam

QBBrock PurdySF vs SEA
RBKeaton MitchellLAC vs NE
RBDerrick HenryBAL @ HOU
WRPuka NacuaLAR vs GB
WRGeorge PickensDAL vs PHI
WRTerry McLaurinWAS ยท game TBD
TEColston LovelandCHI @ DET
RBOllie GordonMIA vs NYJ
KMatt GayLV @ CLE
DEFLas Vegas RaidersLV @ CLE
KianPOSITIONSam
Drake MayeNE @ LACPick 67
QBโ€”
Brock PurdySF vs SEA
Bhayshul TutenJAX vs TENPick 43
RB1โ† Draft edge
Keaton MitchellLAC vs NEPick 133
Jaylen WarrenPIT vs DENPick 54
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Derrick HenryBAL @ HOUPick 17
Jacory Croskey-MerrittWAS ยท game TBDPick 91
RB3โ€”
Ollie GordonMIA vs NYJ
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA @ SFPick 6
WR1โ† Draft edge
Puka NacuaLAR vs GBPick 8
Tetairoa McMillanCAR @ TBPick 30
WR2โ† Draft edge
George PickensDAL vs PHIPick 32
Dohnte MeyersCIN vs NO
WR3โ€”
Terry McLaurinWAS ยท game TBDPick 56
Isaiah LikelyNYG @ INDPick 126
TEDraft edge โ†’
Colston LovelandCHI @ DETPick 65
Tyler LoopBAL @ HOUPick 187
Kโ€”
Matt GayLV @ CLE
Pittsburgh SteelersPIT vs DENPick 174
DEFโ€”
Las Vegas RaidersLV @ CLE

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesKian 10โ€“11 Sam
Avg Score129.48 โ€“ 128.77
Playoff Meetings3
Current StreakKian ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W1: Kian 131.32โ€“118.80 Sam

Biggest ass-kicking: 2019 W3: Sam 191.04โ€“109.38 Kian ยท 81.66 pts

Closest game: 2017 W2: Sam 119.00โ€“114.90 Kian ยท 4.10 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Sam owns the historical edge, which means Kian gets another chance to pretend the previous 21 meetings were all bad luck. Kian took the last meeting 131.32โ€“118.80. The history lean is Sam; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 2

Andy vs Kristian

HISTORY LEANKristian

Andy

QBSam DarnoldSEA @ SF
RBJames CookBUF vs KC
RBTyler AllgeierARI vs WSH
WRGarrett WilsonNYJ @ MIA
WRJosh DownsIND vs NYG
WRRome OdunzeCHI @ DET
TEKenyon SadiqNYJ @ MIA
TETyler WarrenIND vs NYG
KChris BoswellPIT vs DEN
DEFLos Angeles ChargersLAC vs NE
VS

Kristian

QBJayden DanielsWAS ยท game TBD
RBKenneth WalkerKC @ BUF
RBChuba HubbardCAR @ TB
WRDeVonta SmithPHI @ DAL
WRMatthew GoldenGB @ LAR
WRZay FlowersBAL @ HOU
TEDallas GoedertPHI @ DAL
WRDevaughn VeleNO @ CIN
KWill ReichardMIN vs ATL
DEFMinnesota VikingsMIN vs ATL
AndyPOSITIONKristian
Sam DarnoldSEA @ SF
QBโ€”
Jayden DanielsWAS ยท game TBDPick 112
James CookBUF vs KCPick 9
RB1โ† Draft edge
Kenneth WalkerKC @ BUFPick 18
Tyler AllgeierARI vs WSHPick 129
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Chuba HubbardCAR @ TBPick 79
Garrett WilsonNYJ @ MIAPick 40
WR1Draft edge โ†’
DeVonta SmithPHI @ DALPick 31
Josh DownsIND vs NYGPick 105
WR2โ† Draft edge
Matthew GoldenGB @ LARPick 114
Rome OdunzeCHI @ DETPick 57
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Zay FlowersBAL @ HOUPick 42
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WR4โ€”
Devaughn VeleNO @ CIN
Kenyon SadiqNYJ @ MIA
TE1โ€”
Dallas GoedertPHI @ DALPick 151
Tyler WarrenIND vs NYGPick 88
TE2โ€”
โ€”
Chris BoswellPIT vs DENPick 184
KDraft edge โ†’
Will ReichardMIN vs ATLPick 175
Los Angeles ChargersLAC vs NEPick 177
DEFโ† Draft edge
Minnesota VikingsMIN vs ATLPick 186

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesAndy 2โ€“3 Kristian
Avg Score107.85 โ€“ 146.43
Playoff Meetings0
Current StreakKristian ร—3

Last meeting: 2026 W1: Kristian 188.84โ€“102.96 Andy

Biggest ass-kicking: 2023 W5: Kristian 193.02โ€“76.90 Andy ยท 116.12 pts

Closest game: 2022 W5: Andy 144.62โ€“143.26 Kristian ยท 1.36 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Kristian owns the historical edge, which means Andy gets another chance to pretend the previous 5 meetings were all bad luck. Kristian took the last meeting 188.84โ€“102.96. The history lean is Kristian; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 3

Sawm vs Justin

HISTORY LEANSawm

Sawm

QBJosh AllenBUF vs KC
RBCam SkatteboNYG @ IND
RBAlvin KamaraNO @ CIN
WRCeeDee LambDAL vs PHI
WRLuther BurdenCHI @ DET
WRChristian WatsonGB @ LAR
TETravis KelceKC @ BUF
WRRashid ShaheedSEA @ SF
KKa'imi FairbairnHOU vs BAL
DEFPhiladelphia EaglesPHI @ DAL
VS

Justin

QBLamar JacksonBAL @ HOU
RBBijan RobinsonATL @ MIN
RBRhamondre StevensonNE @ LAC
WRDJ MooreBUF vs KC
WRMalik NabersNYG @ IND
WRNico CollinsHOU vs BAL
TEJuwan JohnsonNO @ CIN
RBJ.K. DobbinsDEN @ PIT
DEFCleveland BrownsCLE vs LV
SawmPOSITIONJustin
Josh AllenBUF vs KCPick 15
QBโ† Draft edge
Lamar JacksonBAL @ HOUPick 50
Cam SkatteboNYG @ INDPick 34
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Bijan RobinsonATL @ MINPick 2
Alvin KamaraNO @ CINPick 154
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Rhamondre StevensonNE @ LACPick 71
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RB3โ€”
J.K. DobbinsDEN @ PITPick 74
CeeDee LambDAL vs PHIPick 10
WR1โ† Draft edge
DJ MooreBUF vs KCPick 47
Luther BurdenCHI @ DETPick 58
WR2Draft edge โ†’
Malik NabersNYG @ INDPick 23
Christian WatsonGB @ LARPick 63
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Nico CollinsHOU vs BALPick 26
Rashid ShaheedSEA @ SFPick 111
WR4โ€”
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Travis KelceKC @ BUFPick 106
TEโ€”
Juwan JohnsonNO @ CIN
Ka'imi FairbairnHOU vs BALPick 142
Kโ€”
โ€”
Philadelphia EaglesPHI @ DALPick 135
DEFโ€”
Cleveland BrownsCLE vs LV

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesSawm 5โ€“3 Justin
Avg Score133.41 โ€“ 120.86
Playoff Meetings0
Current StreakSawm ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W1: Sawm 158.76โ€“153.06 Justin

Biggest ass-kicking: 2020 W15: Sawm 134.26โ€“73.26 Justin ยท 61.00 pts

Closest game: 2021 W5: Justin 161.68โ€“158.24 Sawm ยท 3.44 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Sawm owns the historical edge, which means Justin gets another chance to pretend the previous 8 meetings were all bad luck. Sawm took the last meeting 158.76โ€“153.06. The history lean is Sawm; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 4

BDo vs Henry

HISTORY LEANHenry

BDo

QBJoe BurrowCIN vs NO
RBJaylen WrightMIA vs NYJ
RBWoody MarksHOU vs BAL
WRJustin JeffersonMIN vs ATL
WRMichael WilsonARI vs WSH
WRParker WashingtonJAX vs TEN
TEJake FergusonDAL vs PHI
WRDeebo SamuelSF vs SEA
KEvan McPhersonCIN vs NO
DEFSeattle SeahawksSEA @ SF
VS

Henry

QBTyler ShoughNO @ CIN
RBOmarion HamptonLAC vs NE
RBBucky IrvingTB vs CAR
WRAntonio WilliamsWAS ยท game TBD
WRJaylin NoelHOU vs BAL
WRKendrick BourneARI vs WSH
TETrey McBrideARI vs WSH
WRLadd McConkeyLAC vs NE
KChase McLaughlinTB vs CAR
DEFChicago BearsCHI @ DET
BDoPOSITIONHenry
Joe BurrowCIN vs NOPick 62
QBโ€”
Tyler ShoughNO @ CIN
Jaylen WrightMIA vs NYJ
RB1โ€”
Omarion HamptonLAC vs NEPick 12
Woody MarksHOU vs BALPick 155
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Bucky IrvingTB vs CARPick 46
Justin JeffersonMIN vs ATLPick 11
WR1โ€”
Antonio WilliamsWAS ยท game TBD
Michael WilsonARI vs WSHPick 83
WR2โ€”
Jaylin NoelHOU vs BAL
Parker WashingtonJAX vs TENPick 59
WR3โ€”
Kendrick BourneARI vs WSH
Deebo SamuelSF vs SEAPick 110
WR4Draft edge โ†’
Ladd McConkeyLAC vs NEPick 37
Jake FergusonDAL vs PHIPick 107
TEDraft edge โ†’
Trey McBrideARI vs WSHPick 36
Evan McPhersonCIN vs NOPick 158
Kโ€”
Chase McLaughlinTB vs CAR
Seattle SeahawksSEA @ SFPick 131
DEFโ€”
Chicago BearsCHI @ DET

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesBDo 8โ€“11 Henry
Avg Score118.66 โ€“ 125.62
Playoff Meetings1
Current StreakBDo ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W1: BDo 135.46โ€“114.96 Henry

Biggest ass-kicking: 2014 W9: Henry 169.00โ€“74.00 BDo ยท 95.00 pts

Closest game: 2024 W16: Henry 131.90โ€“130.62 BDo ยท 1.28 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Henry owns the historical edge, which means BDo gets another chance to pretend the previous 19 meetings were all bad luck. BDo took the last meeting 135.46โ€“114.96. The history lean is Henry; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 5

Tyler vs Kris

HISTORY LEANKris

Tyler

QBPatrick MahomesKC @ BUF
RBMarShawn LloydGB @ LAR
RBAshton JeantyLV @ CLE
WRMike EvansSF vs SEA
WRRashee RiceKC @ BUF
WRWan'Dale RobinsonTEN @ JAX
TEGeorge KittleSF vs SEA
WRDenzel BostonCLE vs LV
KBrandon AubreyDAL vs PHI
DEFDenver BroncosDEN @ PIT
VS

Kris

QBKirk CousinsLV @ CLE
RBKyren WilliamsLAR vs GB
RBQuinshon JudkinsCLE vs LV
WRJa'Marr ChaseCIN vs NO
WRJakobi MeyersJAX vs TEN
WRDK MetcalfPIT vs DEN
TEBrock BowersLV @ CLE
RBD'Andre SwiftCHI @ DET
KJason MyersSEA @ SF
DEFJacksonville JaguarsJAX vs TEN
TylerPOSITIONKris
Patrick MahomesKC @ BUFPick 120
QBโ€”
Kirk CousinsLV @ CLE
MarShawn LloydGB @ LARPick 72
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Kyren WilliamsLAR vs GBPick 21
Ashton JeantyLV @ CLEPick 25
RB2โ† Draft edge
Quinshon JudkinsCLE vs LVPick 45
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RB3โ€”
D'Andre SwiftCHI @ DETPick 52
Mike EvansSF vs SEAPick 48
WR1Draft edge โ†’
Ja'Marr ChaseCIN vs NOPick 4
Rashee RiceKC @ BUFPick 24
WR2โ† Draft edge
Jakobi MeyersJAX vs TENPick 165
Wan'Dale RobinsonTEN @ JAXPick 121
WR3Draft edge โ†’
DK MetcalfPIT vs DENPick 69
Denzel BostonCLE vs LVPick 168
WR4โ€”
โ€”
George KittleSF vs SEAPick 96
TEDraft edge โ†’
Brock BowersLV @ CLEPick 28
Brandon AubreyDAL vs PHIPick 97
Kโ† Draft edge
Jason MyersSEA @ SFPick 141
Denver BroncosDEN @ PITPick 145
DEFโ† Draft edge
Jacksonville JaguarsJAX vs TENPick 148

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesTyler 6โ€“10 Kris
Avg Score126.34 โ€“ 135.36
Playoff Meetings3
Current StreakTyler ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W1: Tyler 136.46โ€“135.16 Kris

Biggest ass-kicking: 2022 W2: Kris 179.90โ€“100.38 Tyler ยท 79.52 pts

Closest game: 2026 W1: Tyler 136.46โ€“135.16 Kris ยท 1.30 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Kris owns the historical edge, which means Tyler gets another chance to pretend the previous 16 meetings were all bad luck. Tyler took the last meeting 136.46โ€“135.16. The history lean is Kris; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 6

Michael vs Butters

HISTORY LEANMichael

Michael

QBJalen HurtsPHI @ DAL
RBJonathan TaylorIND vs NYG
RBJavonte WilliamsDAL vs PHI
WRDrake LondonATL @ MIN
WRKeon ColemanBUF vs KC
WRJaylen WaddleDEN @ PIT
TEHarold FanninCLE vs LV
RBEmanuel WilsonSEA @ SF
KCam LittleJAX vs TEN
DEFHouston TexansHOU vs BAL
VS

Butters

QBMatthew StaffordLAR vs GB
RBChristian McCaffreySF vs SEA
RBJeremiyah LoveARI vs WSH
WRChris OlaveNO @ CIN
WRDavante AdamsLAR vs GB
WRRomeo DoubsNE @ LAC
TETucker KraftGB @ LAR
KSpencer ShraderIND vs NYG
DEFLos Angeles RamsLAR vs GB
MichaelPOSITIONButters
Jalen HurtsPHI @ DALPick 77
QBโ† Draft edge
Matthew StaffordLAR vs GBPick 123
Jonathan TaylorIND vs NYGPick 5
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Christian McCaffreySF vs SEAPick 3
Javonte WilliamsDAL vs PHIPick 29
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Jeremiyah LoveARI vs WSHPick 27
Emanuel WilsonSEA @ SF
RB3โ€”
โ€”
Drake LondonATL @ MINPick 20
WR1โ† Draft edge
Chris OlaveNO @ CINPick 22
Keon ColemanBUF vs KC
WR2โ€”
Davante AdamsLAR vs GBPick 51
Jaylen WaddleDEN @ PITPick 44
WR3โ† Draft edge
Romeo DoubsNE @ LACPick 108
Harold FanninCLE vs LVPick 101
TEDraft edge โ†’
Tucker KraftGB @ LARPick 70
Cam LittleJAX vs TENPick 140
Kโ€”
Spencer ShraderIND vs NYG
Houston TexansHOU vs BALPick 125
DEFDraft edge โ†’
Los Angeles RamsLAR vs GBPick 99

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesMichael 5โ€“5 Butters
Avg Score119.54 โ€“ 121.29
Playoff Meetings0
Current StreakMichael ร—3

Last meeting: 2026 W1: Michael 109.32โ€“82.60 Butters

Biggest ass-kicking: 2019 W13: Butters 170.02โ€“100.32 Michael ยท 69.70 pts

Closest game: 2024 W3: Michael 118.70โ€“102.86 Butters ยท 15.84 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Michael and Butters are basically dead even historically, which is a polite way of saying neither one has earned the right to talk this much shit. Michael took the last meeting 109.32โ€“82.60. The history lean is Michael, an honor worth approximately fucking nothing once the games start.