THE MCNASTY WEEKLY

Week 13 Matchup Preview

2026 · History, current Sleeper starters, NFL matchups, rivalry receipts, picks and irresponsible amounts of shit talk.

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MATCHUP 1

Kian vs Andy

HISTORY LEANKian

Kian

QBDrake MayeNE vs BUF

RBBhayshul TutenJAX @ CHI

RBJaylen WarrenPIT vs HOU

WRJaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA vs DAL

WRTetairoa McMillanCAR @ MIN

WRDohnte MeyersCIN @ CLE

TEIsaiah LikelyNYG vs SF

RBJacory Croskey-MerrittWAS · game TBD

KTyler LoopBAL · game TBD

DEFPittsburgh SteelersPIT vs HOU

Andy

QBSam DarnoldSEA vs DAL

RBJames CookBUF @ NE

RBTyler AllgeierARI vs PHI

WRGarrett WilsonNYJ · game TBD

WRJosh DownsIND · game TBD

WRRome OdunzeCHI vs JAX

TEKenyon SadiqNYJ · game TBD

TETyler WarrenIND · game TBD

KChris BoswellPIT vs HOU

DEFLos Angeles ChargersLAC @ TB

KianPOSITIONAndy

Drake MayeNE vs BUFPick 67

QB—

Sam DarnoldSEA vs DAL

Bhayshul TutenJAX @ CHIPick 43

RB1Draft edge →

James CookBUF @ NEPick 9

Jaylen WarrenPIT vs HOUPick 54

RB2← Draft edge

Tyler AllgeierARI vs PHIPick 129

Jacory Croskey-MerrittWAS · game TBDPick 91

RB3—

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Jaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA vs DALPick 6

WR1← Draft edge

Garrett WilsonNYJ · game TBDPick 40

Tetairoa McMillanCAR @ MINPick 30

WR2← Draft edge

Josh DownsIND · game TBDPick 105

Dohnte MeyersCIN @ CLE

WR3—

Rome OdunzeCHI vs JAXPick 57

Isaiah LikelyNYG vs SFPick 126

TE1—

Kenyon SadiqNYJ · game TBD

—

TE2—

Tyler WarrenIND · game TBDPick 88

Tyler LoopBAL · game TBDPick 187

KDraft edge →

Chris BoswellPIT vs HOUPick 184

Pittsburgh SteelersPIT vs HOUPick 174

DEF← Draft edge

Los Angeles ChargersLAC @ TBPick 177

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

📊 Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesKian 5–1 Andy

Avg Score131.93 – 113.65

Playoff Meetings0

Current StreakKian ×1

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Kian 122.22–110.84 Andy

Biggest ass-kicking: 2023 W1: Kian 164.32–95.62 Andy · 68.70 pts

Closest game: 2026 W2: Kian 122.22–110.84 Andy · 11.38 pts

🔥 THE SHIT TALK

Kian owns the historical edge, which means Andy gets another chance to pretend the previous 6 meetings were all bad luck. Kian took the last meeting 122.22–110.84. The history lean is Kian; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 2

Sam vs Sawm

HISTORY LEANSawm

Sam

QBBrock PurdySF @ NYG

RBKeaton MitchellLAC @ TB

RBDerrick HenryBAL · game TBD

WRPuka NacuaLAR vs KC

WRGeorge PickensDAL @ SEA

WRTerry McLaurinWAS · game TBD

TEColston LovelandCHI vs JAX

RBOllie GordonMIA @ DEN

KMatt GayLV · game TBD

DEFLas Vegas RaidersLV · game TBD

Sawm

QBJosh AllenBUF @ NE

RBCam SkatteboNYG vs SF

RBAlvin KamaraNO vs GB

WRCeeDee LambDAL @ SEA

WRLuther BurdenCHI vs JAX

WRChristian WatsonGB @ NO

TETravis KelceKC @ LAR

WRRashid ShaheedSEA vs DAL

KKa'imi FairbairnHOU @ PIT

DEFPhiladelphia EaglesPHI @ ARI

SamPOSITIONSawm

Brock PurdySF @ NYG

QB—

Josh AllenBUF @ NEPick 15

Keaton MitchellLAC @ TBPick 133

RB1Draft edge →

Cam SkatteboNYG vs SFPick 34

Derrick HenryBAL · game TBDPick 17

RB2← Draft edge

Alvin KamaraNO vs GBPick 154

Ollie GordonMIA @ DEN

RB3—

—

Puka NacuaLAR vs KCPick 8

WR1← Draft edge

CeeDee LambDAL @ SEAPick 10

George PickensDAL @ SEAPick 32

WR2← Draft edge

Luther BurdenCHI vs JAXPick 58

Terry McLaurinWAS · game TBDPick 56

WR3← Draft edge

Christian WatsonGB @ NOPick 63

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WR4—

Rashid ShaheedSEA vs DALPick 111

Colston LovelandCHI vs JAXPick 65

TE← Draft edge

Travis KelceKC @ LARPick 106

Matt GayLV · game TBD

K—

Ka'imi FairbairnHOU @ PITPick 142

Las Vegas RaidersLV · game TBD

DEF—

Philadelphia EaglesPHI @ ARIPick 135

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

📊 Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesSam 6–7 Sawm

Avg Score128.08 – 134.84

Playoff Meetings2

Current StreakSawm ×1

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Sawm 173.32–80.16 Sam

Biggest ass-kicking: 2026 W2: Sawm 173.32–80.16 Sam · 93.16 pts

Closest game: 2022 W3: Sawm 136.52–134.40 Sam · 2.12 pts

🔥 THE SHIT TALK

Sawm owns the historical edge, which means Sam gets another chance to pretend the previous 13 meetings were all bad luck. Sawm took the last meeting 173.32–80.16. The history lean is Sawm; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 3

BDo vs Kristian

HISTORY LEANBDo

BDo

QBJoe BurrowCIN @ CLE

RBJaylen WrightMIA @ DEN

RBWoody MarksHOU @ PIT

WRJustin JeffersonMIN vs CAR

WRMichael WilsonARI vs PHI

WRParker WashingtonJAX @ CHI

TEJake FergusonDAL @ SEA

WRDeebo SamuelSF @ NYG

KEvan McPhersonCIN @ CLE

DEFSeattle SeahawksSEA vs DAL

Kristian

QBJayden DanielsWAS · game TBD

RBKenneth WalkerKC @ LAR

RBChuba HubbardCAR @ MIN

WRDeVonta SmithPHI @ ARI

WRMatthew GoldenGB @ NO

WRZay FlowersBAL · game TBD

TEDallas GoedertPHI @ ARI

WRDevaughn VeleNO vs GB

KWill ReichardMIN vs CAR

DEFMinnesota VikingsMIN vs CAR

BDoPOSITIONKristian

Joe BurrowCIN @ CLEPick 62

QB← Draft edge

Jayden DanielsWAS · game TBDPick 112

Jaylen WrightMIA @ DEN

RB1—

Kenneth WalkerKC @ LARPick 18

Woody MarksHOU @ PITPick 155

RB2Draft edge →

Chuba HubbardCAR @ MINPick 79

Justin JeffersonMIN vs CARPick 11

WR1← Draft edge

DeVonta SmithPHI @ ARIPick 31

Michael WilsonARI vs PHIPick 83

WR2← Draft edge

Matthew GoldenGB @ NOPick 114

Parker WashingtonJAX @ CHIPick 59

WR3Draft edge →

Zay FlowersBAL · game TBDPick 42

Deebo SamuelSF @ NYGPick 110

WR4—

Devaughn VeleNO vs GB

Jake FergusonDAL @ SEAPick 107

TE← Draft edge

Dallas GoedertPHI @ ARIPick 151

Evan McPhersonCIN @ CLEPick 158

K← Draft edge

Will ReichardMIN vs CARPick 175

Seattle SeahawksSEA vs DALPick 131

DEF← Draft edge

Minnesota VikingsMIN vs CARPick 186

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

📊 Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesBDo 8–7 Kristian

Avg Score122.56 – 117.38

Playoff Meetings2

Current StreakKristian ×3

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Kristian 193.98–103.28 BDo

Biggest ass-kicking: 2026 W2: Kristian 193.98–103.28 BDo · 90.70 pts

Closest game: 2016 W11: BDo 98.20–98.10 Kristian · 0.10 pts

🔥 THE SHIT TALK

BDo owns the historical edge, which means Kristian gets another chance to pretend the previous 15 meetings were all bad luck. Kristian took the last meeting 193.98–103.28. The history lean is BDo; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 4

Tyler vs Justin

HISTORY LEANJustin

Tyler

QBPatrick MahomesKC @ LAR

RBMarShawn LloydGB @ NO

RBAshton JeantyLV · game TBD

WRMike EvansSF @ NYG

WRRashee RiceKC @ LAR

WRWan'Dale RobinsonTEN vs WSH

TEGeorge KittleSF @ NYG

WRDenzel BostonCLE vs CIN

KBrandon AubreyDAL @ SEA

DEFDenver BroncosDEN vs MIA

Justin

QBLamar JacksonBAL · game TBD

RBBijan RobinsonATL vs DET

RBRhamondre StevensonNE vs BUF

WRDJ MooreBUF @ NE

WRMalik NabersNYG vs SF

WRNico CollinsHOU @ PIT

TEJuwan JohnsonNO vs GB

RBJ.K. DobbinsDEN vs MIA

DEFCleveland BrownsCLE vs CIN

TylerPOSITIONJustin

Patrick MahomesKC @ LARPick 120

QBDraft edge →

Lamar JacksonBAL · game TBDPick 50

MarShawn LloydGB @ NOPick 72

RB1Draft edge →

Bijan RobinsonATL vs DETPick 2

Ashton JeantyLV · game TBDPick 25

RB2← Draft edge

Rhamondre StevensonNE vs BUFPick 71

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RB3—

J.K. DobbinsDEN vs MIAPick 74

Mike EvansSF @ NYGPick 48

WR1Draft edge →

DJ MooreBUF @ NEPick 47

Rashee RiceKC @ LARPick 24

WR2Draft edge →

Malik NabersNYG vs SFPick 23

Wan'Dale RobinsonTEN vs WSHPick 121

WR3Draft edge →

Nico CollinsHOU @ PITPick 26

Denzel BostonCLE vs CINPick 168

WR4—

—

George KittleSF @ NYGPick 96

TE—

Juwan JohnsonNO vs GB

Brandon AubreyDAL @ SEAPick 97

K—

—

Denver BroncosDEN vs MIAPick 145

DEF—

Cleveland BrownsCLE vs CIN

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

📊 Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesTyler 4–6 Justin

Avg Score119.75 – 115.58

Playoff Meetings0

Current StreakTyler ×2

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Tyler 137.98–64.80 Justin

Biggest ass-kicking: 2026 W2: Tyler 137.98–64.80 Justin · 73.18 pts

Closest game: 2024 W12: Justin 104.46–101.20 Tyler · 3.26 pts

🔥 THE SHIT TALK

Justin owns the historical edge, which means Tyler gets another chance to pretend the previous 10 meetings were all bad luck. Tyler took the last meeting 137.98–64.80. The history lean is Justin; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 5

Michael vs Henry

HISTORY LEANMichael

Michael

QBJalen HurtsPHI @ ARI

RBJonathan TaylorIND · game TBD

RBJavonte WilliamsDAL @ SEA

WRDrake LondonATL vs DET

WRKeon ColemanBUF @ NE

WRJaylen WaddleDEN vs MIA

TEHarold FanninCLE vs CIN

RBEmanuel WilsonSEA vs DAL

KCam LittleJAX @ CHI

DEFHouston TexansHOU @ PIT

Henry

QBTyler ShoughNO vs GB

RBOmarion HamptonLAC @ TB

RBBucky IrvingTB vs LAC

WRAntonio WilliamsWAS · game TBD

WRJaylin NoelHOU @ PIT

WRKendrick BourneARI vs PHI

TETrey McBrideARI vs PHI

WRLadd McConkeyLAC @ TB

KChase McLaughlinTB vs LAC

DEFChicago BearsCHI vs JAX

MichaelPOSITIONHenry

Jalen HurtsPHI @ ARIPick 77

QB—

Tyler ShoughNO vs GB

Jonathan TaylorIND · game TBDPick 5

RB1← Draft edge

Omarion HamptonLAC @ TBPick 12

Javonte WilliamsDAL @ SEAPick 29

RB2← Draft edge

Bucky IrvingTB vs LACPick 46

Emanuel WilsonSEA vs DAL

RB3—

—

Drake LondonATL vs DETPick 20

WR1—

Antonio WilliamsWAS · game TBD

Keon ColemanBUF @ NE

WR2—

Jaylin NoelHOU @ PIT

Jaylen WaddleDEN vs MIAPick 44

WR3—

Kendrick BourneARI vs PHI

—

WR4—

Ladd McConkeyLAC @ TBPick 37

Harold FanninCLE vs CINPick 101

TEDraft edge →

Trey McBrideARI vs PHIPick 36

Cam LittleJAX @ CHIPick 140

K—

Chase McLaughlinTB vs LAC

Houston TexansHOU @ PITPick 125

DEF—

Chicago BearsCHI vs JAX

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

📊 Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesMichael 12–4 Henry

Avg Score130.18 – 113.09

Playoff Meetings2

Current StreakMichael ×1

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Michael 133.36–79.98 Henry

Biggest ass-kicking: 2016 W5: Michael 158.90–89.70 Henry · 69.20 pts

Closest game: 2021 W14: Michael 139.42–137.70 Henry · 1.72 pts

🔥 THE SHIT TALK

Michael owns the historical edge, which means Henry gets another chance to pretend the previous 16 meetings were all bad luck. Michael took the last meeting 133.36–79.98. The history lean is Michael; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 6

Kris vs Butters

HISTORY LEANKris

Kris

QBKirk CousinsLV · game TBD

RBKyren WilliamsLAR vs KC

RBQuinshon JudkinsCLE vs CIN

WRJa'Marr ChaseCIN @ CLE

WRJakobi MeyersJAX @ CHI

WRDK MetcalfPIT vs HOU

TEBrock BowersLV · game TBD

RBD'Andre SwiftCHI vs JAX

KJason MyersSEA vs DAL

DEFJacksonville JaguarsJAX @ CHI

Butters

QBMatthew StaffordLAR vs KC

RBChristian McCaffreySF @ NYG

RBJeremiyah LoveARI vs PHI

WRChris OlaveNO vs GB

WRDavante AdamsLAR vs KC

WRRomeo DoubsNE vs BUF

TETucker KraftGB @ NO

KSpencer ShraderIND · game TBD

DEFLos Angeles RamsLAR vs KC

KrisPOSITIONButters

Kirk CousinsLV · game TBD

QB—

Matthew StaffordLAR vs KCPick 123

Kyren WilliamsLAR vs KCPick 21

RB1Draft edge →

Christian McCaffreySF @ NYGPick 3

Quinshon JudkinsCLE vs CINPick 45

RB2Draft edge →

Jeremiyah LoveARI vs PHIPick 27

D'Andre SwiftCHI vs JAXPick 52

RB3—

—

Ja'Marr ChaseCIN @ CLEPick 4

WR1← Draft edge

Chris OlaveNO vs GBPick 22

Jakobi MeyersJAX @ CHIPick 165

WR2Draft edge →

Davante AdamsLAR vs KCPick 51

DK MetcalfPIT vs HOUPick 69

WR3← Draft edge

Romeo DoubsNE vs BUFPick 108

Brock BowersLV · game TBDPick 28

TE← Draft edge

Tucker KraftGB @ NOPick 70

Jason MyersSEA vs DALPick 141

K—

Spencer ShraderIND · game TBD

Jacksonville JaguarsJAX @ CHIPick 148

DEFDraft edge →

Los Angeles RamsLAR vs KCPick 99

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

📊 Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesKris 8–5 Butters

Avg Score129.11 – 125.11

Playoff Meetings3

Current StreakButters ×1

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Butters 154.06–98.02 Kris

Biggest ass-kicking: 2020 W8: Kris 184.82–107.54 Butters · 77.28 pts

Closest game: 2023 W15: Kris 133.26–132.12 Butters · 1.14 pts

🔥 THE SHIT TALK

Kris owns the historical edge, which means Butters gets another chance to pretend the previous 13 meetings were all bad luck. Butters took the last meeting 154.06–98.02. The history lean is Kris; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.