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THE MCNASTY WEEKLY

Week 14 Matchup Preview

2026 ยท History, current Sleeper starters, NFL matchups, rivalry receipts, picks and irresponsible amounts of shit talk.

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MATCHUP 1

Kian vs Sawm

HISTORY LEANSawm

Kian

QBDrake MayeNE vs MIN
RBBhayshul TutenJAX vs PIT
RBJaylen WarrenPIT @ JAX
WRJaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA vs NYG
WRTetairoa McMillanCAR vs NO
WRDohnte MeyersCIN vs KC
TEIsaiah LikelyNYG @ SEA
RBJacory Croskey-MerrittWAS ยท game TBD
KTyler LoopBAL vs TB
DEFPittsburgh SteelersPIT @ JAX
VS

Sawm

QBJosh AllenBUF @ GB
RBCam SkatteboNYG @ SEA
RBAlvin KamaraNO @ CAR
WRCeeDee LambDAL ยท game TBD
WRLuther BurdenCHI @ MIA
WRChristian WatsonGB vs BUF
TETravis KelceKC @ CIN
WRRashid ShaheedSEA vs NYG
KKa'imi FairbairnHOU @ WSH
DEFPhiladelphia EaglesPHI vs IND
KianPOSITIONSawm
Drake MayeNE vs MINPick 67
QBDraft edge โ†’
Josh AllenBUF @ GBPick 15
Bhayshul TutenJAX vs PITPick 43
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Cam SkatteboNYG @ SEAPick 34
Jaylen WarrenPIT @ JAXPick 54
RB2โ† Draft edge
Alvin KamaraNO @ CARPick 154
Jacory Croskey-MerrittWAS ยท game TBDPick 91
RB3โ€”
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Jaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA vs NYGPick 6
WR1โ† Draft edge
CeeDee LambDAL ยท game TBDPick 10
Tetairoa McMillanCAR vs NOPick 30
WR2โ† Draft edge
Luther BurdenCHI @ MIAPick 58
Dohnte MeyersCIN vs KC
WR3โ€”
Christian WatsonGB vs BUFPick 63
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WR4โ€”
Rashid ShaheedSEA vs NYGPick 111
Isaiah LikelyNYG @ SEAPick 126
TEDraft edge โ†’
Travis KelceKC @ CINPick 106
Tyler LoopBAL vs TBPick 187
KDraft edge โ†’
Ka'imi FairbairnHOU @ WSHPick 142
Pittsburgh SteelersPIT @ JAXPick 174
DEFDraft edge โ†’
Philadelphia EaglesPHI vs INDPick 135

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesKian 4โ€“7 Sawm
Avg Score119.90 โ€“ 120.81
Playoff Meetings1
Current StreakSawm ร—3

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Sawm 117.56โ€“115.90 Kian

Biggest ass-kicking: 2020 W14: Kian 138.86โ€“97.02 Sawm ยท 41.84 pts

Closest game: 2026 W3: Sawm 117.56โ€“115.90 Kian ยท 1.66 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Sawm owns the historical edge, which means Kian gets another chance to pretend the previous 11 meetings were all bad luck. Sawm took the last meeting 117.56โ€“115.90. The history lean is Sawm; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 2

BDo vs Andy

HISTORY LEANBDo

BDo

QBJordan LoveGB vs BUF
RBJaylen WrightMIA vs CHI
RBWoody MarksHOU @ WSH
WREmeka EgbukaTB @ BAL
WRMichael WilsonARI ยท game TBD
WRParker WashingtonJAX vs PIT
TEJake FergusonDAL ยท game TBD
WRDeebo SamuelSF vs LAR
KEvan McPhersonCIN vs KC
DEFSeattle SeahawksSEA vs NYG
VS

Andy

QBSam DarnoldSEA vs NYG
RBJames CookBUF @ GB
RBTyler AllgeierARI ยท game TBD
WRGarrett WilsonNYJ vs DEN
WRJosh DownsIND @ PHI
WRRome OdunzeCHI @ MIA
TEKenyon SadiqNYJ vs DEN
TETyler WarrenIND @ PHI
KChris BoswellPIT @ JAX
DEFLos Angeles ChargersLAC @ LV
BDoPOSITIONAndy
Jordan LoveGB vs BUF
QBโ€”
Sam DarnoldSEA vs NYG
Jaylen WrightMIA vs CHI
RB1โ€”
James CookBUF @ GBPick 9
Woody MarksHOU @ WSHPick 155
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Tyler AllgeierARI ยท game TBDPick 129
Emeka EgbukaTB @ BALPick 38
WR1โ† Draft edge
Garrett WilsonNYJ vs DENPick 40
Michael WilsonARI ยท game TBDPick 83
WR2โ† Draft edge
Josh DownsIND @ PHIPick 105
Parker WashingtonJAX vs PITPick 59
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Rome OdunzeCHI @ MIAPick 57
Deebo SamuelSF vs LARPick 110
WR4โ€”
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Jake FergusonDAL ยท game TBDPick 107
TE1โ€”
Kenyon SadiqNYJ vs DEN
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TE2โ€”
Tyler WarrenIND @ PHIPick 88
Evan McPhersonCIN vs KCPick 158
Kโ† Draft edge
Chris BoswellPIT @ JAXPick 184
Seattle SeahawksSEA vs NYGPick 131
DEFโ† Draft edge
Los Angeles ChargersLAC @ LVPick 177

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesBDo 4โ€“4 Andy
Avg Score122.26 โ€“ 117.20
Playoff Meetings1
Current StreakAndy ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Andy 127.94โ€“109.18 BDo

Biggest ass-kicking: 2023 W4: Andy 133.60โ€“92.56 BDo ยท 41.04 pts

Closest game: 2024 W13: Andy 123.96โ€“120.88 BDo ยท 3.08 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

BDo and Andy are basically dead even historically, which is a polite way of saying neither one has earned the right to talk this much shit. Andy took the last meeting 127.94โ€“109.18. The history lean is BDo, an honor worth approximately fucking nothing once the games start.

MATCHUP 3

Tyler vs Sam

HISTORY LEANSam

Tyler

QBPatrick MahomesKC @ CIN
RBMarShawn LloydGB vs BUF
RBAshton JeantyLV vs LAC
WRMike EvansSF vs LAR
WRRashee RiceKC @ CIN
WRWan'Dale RobinsonTEN @ DET
TEGeorge KittleSF vs LAR
WRDenzel BostonCLE vs ATL
KBrandon AubreyDAL ยท game TBD
DEFDenver BroncosDEN @ NYJ
VS

Sam

QBBrock PurdySF vs LAR
RBKeaton MitchellLAC @ LV
RBDerrick HenryBAL vs TB
WRPuka NacuaLAR @ SF
WRGeorge PickensDAL ยท game TBD
WRTerry McLaurinWAS ยท game TBD
TEColston LovelandCHI @ MIA
RBOllie GordonMIA vs CHI
KMatt GayLV vs LAC
DEFLas Vegas RaidersLV vs LAC
TylerPOSITIONSam
Patrick MahomesKC @ CINPick 120
QBโ€”
Brock PurdySF vs LAR
MarShawn LloydGB vs BUFPick 72
RB1โ† Draft edge
Keaton MitchellLAC @ LVPick 133
Ashton JeantyLV vs LACPick 25
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Derrick HenryBAL vs TBPick 17
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RB3โ€”
Ollie GordonMIA vs CHI
Mike EvansSF vs LARPick 48
WR1Draft edge โ†’
Puka NacuaLAR @ SFPick 8
Rashee RiceKC @ CINPick 24
WR2โ† Draft edge
George PickensDAL ยท game TBDPick 32
Wan'Dale RobinsonTEN @ DETPick 121
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Terry McLaurinWAS ยท game TBDPick 56
Denzel BostonCLE vs ATLPick 168
WR4โ€”
โ€”
George KittleSF vs LARPick 96
TEDraft edge โ†’
Colston LovelandCHI @ MIAPick 65
Brandon AubreyDAL ยท game TBDPick 97
Kโ€”
Matt GayLV vs LAC
Denver BroncosDEN @ NYJPick 145
DEFโ€”
Las Vegas RaidersLV vs LAC

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesTyler 8โ€“8 Sam
Avg Score125.53 โ€“ 130.41
Playoff Meetings2
Current StreakTyler ร—3

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Tyler 150.54โ€“124.08 Sam

Biggest ass-kicking: 2017 W15: Sam 178.30โ€“77.60 Tyler ยท 100.70 pts

Closest game: 2020 W13: Tyler 120.78โ€“119.96 Sam ยท 0.82 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Tyler and Sam are basically dead even historically, which is a polite way of saying neither one has earned the right to talk this much shit. Tyler took the last meeting 150.54โ€“124.08. The history lean is Sam, an honor worth approximately fucking nothing once the games start.

MATCHUP 4

Michael vs Kristian

HISTORY LEANMichael

Michael

QBJalen HurtsPHI vs IND
RBJonathan TaylorIND @ PHI
RBJavonte WilliamsDAL ยท game TBD
WRDrake LondonATL @ CLE
WRKeon ColemanBUF @ GB
WRJaylen WaddleDEN @ NYJ
TEHarold FanninCLE vs ATL
RBEmanuel WilsonSEA vs NYG
KCam LittleJAX vs PIT
DEFHouston TexansHOU @ WSH
VS

Kristian

QBJayden DanielsWAS ยท game TBD
RBKenneth WalkerKC @ CIN
RBChuba HubbardCAR vs NO
WRDeVonta SmithPHI vs IND
WRMatthew GoldenGB vs BUF
WRZay FlowersBAL vs TB
TEDallas GoedertPHI vs IND
WRDevaughn VeleNO @ CAR
KWill ReichardMIN @ NE
DEFMinnesota VikingsMIN @ NE
MichaelPOSITIONKristian
Jalen HurtsPHI vs INDPick 77
QBโ† Draft edge
Jayden DanielsWAS ยท game TBDPick 112
Jonathan TaylorIND @ PHIPick 5
RB1โ† Draft edge
Kenneth WalkerKC @ CINPick 18
Javonte WilliamsDAL ยท game TBDPick 29
RB2โ† Draft edge
Chuba HubbardCAR vs NOPick 79
Emanuel WilsonSEA vs NYG
RB3โ€”
โ€”
Drake LondonATL @ CLEPick 20
WR1โ† Draft edge
DeVonta SmithPHI vs INDPick 31
Keon ColemanBUF @ GB
WR2โ€”
Matthew GoldenGB vs BUFPick 114
Jaylen WaddleDEN @ NYJPick 44
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Zay FlowersBAL vs TBPick 42
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WR4โ€”
Devaughn VeleNO @ CAR
Harold FanninCLE vs ATLPick 101
TEโ† Draft edge
Dallas GoedertPHI vs INDPick 151
Cam LittleJAX vs PITPick 140
Kโ† Draft edge
Will ReichardMIN @ NEPick 175
Houston TexansHOU @ WSHPick 125
DEFโ† Draft edge
Minnesota VikingsMIN @ NEPick 186

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesMichael 11โ€“5 Kristian
Avg Score127.27 โ€“ 118.59
Playoff Meetings0
Current StreakKristian ร—2

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Kristian 133.76โ€“121.52 Michael

Biggest ass-kicking: 2024 W10: Kristian 206.32โ€“95.74 Michael ยท 110.58 pts

Closest game: 2021 W7: Michael 120.36โ€“119.08 Kristian ยท 1.28 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Michael owns the historical edge, which means Kristian gets another chance to pretend the previous 16 meetings were all bad luck. Kristian took the last meeting 133.76โ€“121.52. The history lean is Michael; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 5

Justin vs Butters

HISTORY LEANButters

Justin

QBLamar JacksonBAL vs TB
RBBijan RobinsonATL @ CLE
RBRhamondre StevensonNE vs MIN
WRDJ MooreBUF @ GB
WRMalik NabersNYG @ SEA
WRNico CollinsHOU @ WSH
TEJuwan JohnsonNO @ CAR
RBJ.K. DobbinsDEN @ NYJ
DEFCleveland BrownsCLE vs ATL
VS

Butters

QBMatthew StaffordLAR @ SF
RBChristian McCaffreySF vs LAR
RBJeremiyah LoveARI ยท game TBD
WRChris OlaveNO @ CAR
WRDavante AdamsLAR @ SF
WRRomeo DoubsNE vs MIN
TETucker KraftGB vs BUF
KSpencer ShraderIND @ PHI
DEFLos Angeles RamsLAR @ SF
JustinPOSITIONButters
Lamar JacksonBAL vs TBPick 50
QBโ† Draft edge
Matthew StaffordLAR @ SFPick 123
Bijan RobinsonATL @ CLEPick 2
RB1โ† Draft edge
Christian McCaffreySF vs LARPick 3
Rhamondre StevensonNE vs MINPick 71
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Jeremiyah LoveARI ยท game TBDPick 27
J.K. DobbinsDEN @ NYJPick 74
RB3โ€”
โ€”
DJ MooreBUF @ GBPick 47
WR1Draft edge โ†’
Chris OlaveNO @ CARPick 22
Malik NabersNYG @ SEAPick 23
WR2โ† Draft edge
Davante AdamsLAR @ SFPick 51
Nico CollinsHOU @ WSHPick 26
WR3โ† Draft edge
Romeo DoubsNE vs MINPick 108
Juwan JohnsonNO @ CAR
TEโ€”
Tucker KraftGB vs BUFPick 70
โ€”
Kโ€”
Spencer ShraderIND @ PHI
Cleveland BrownsCLE vs ATL
DEFโ€”
Los Angeles RamsLAR @ SFPick 99

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesJustin 4โ€“5 Butters
Avg Score124.60 โ€“ 124.52
Playoff Meetings1
Current StreakButters ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Butters 134.54โ€“109.44 Justin

Biggest ass-kicking: 2021 W4: Justin 166.62โ€“95.22 Butters ยท 71.40 pts

Closest game: 2024 W7: Butters 115.90โ€“114.70 Justin ยท 1.20 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Butters owns the historical edge, which means Justin gets another chance to pretend the previous 9 meetings were all bad luck. Butters took the last meeting 134.54โ€“109.44. The history lean is Butters; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 6

Kris vs Henry

HISTORY LEANHenry

Kris

QBKirk CousinsLV vs LAC
RBKyren WilliamsLAR @ SF
RBQuinshon JudkinsCLE vs ATL
WRJa'Marr ChaseCIN vs KC
WRJakobi MeyersJAX vs PIT
WRDK MetcalfPIT @ JAX
TEBrock BowersLV vs LAC
RBD'Andre SwiftCHI @ MIA
KJason MyersSEA vs NYG
DEFJacksonville JaguarsJAX vs PIT
VS

Henry

QBTyler ShoughNO @ CAR
RBOmarion HamptonLAC @ LV
RBBucky IrvingTB @ BAL
WRAntonio WilliamsWAS ยท game TBD
WRJaylin NoelHOU @ WSH
WRKendrick BourneARI ยท game TBD
TETrey McBrideARI ยท game TBD
WRLadd McConkeyLAC @ LV
KChase McLaughlinTB @ BAL
DEFChicago BearsCHI @ MIA
KrisPOSITIONHenry
Kirk CousinsLV vs LAC
QBโ€”
Tyler ShoughNO @ CAR
Kyren WilliamsLAR @ SFPick 21
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Omarion HamptonLAC @ LVPick 12
Quinshon JudkinsCLE vs ATLPick 45
RB2โ† Draft edge
Bucky IrvingTB @ BALPick 46
D'Andre SwiftCHI @ MIAPick 52
RB3โ€”
โ€”
Ja'Marr ChaseCIN vs KCPick 4
WR1โ€”
Antonio WilliamsWAS ยท game TBD
Jakobi MeyersJAX vs PITPick 165
WR2โ€”
Jaylin NoelHOU @ WSH
DK MetcalfPIT @ JAXPick 69
WR3โ€”
Kendrick BourneARI ยท game TBD
โ€”
WR4โ€”
Ladd McConkeyLAC @ LVPick 37
Brock BowersLV vs LACPick 28
TEโ† Draft edge
Trey McBrideARI ยท game TBDPick 36
Jason MyersSEA vs NYGPick 141
Kโ€”
Chase McLaughlinTB @ BAL
Jacksonville JaguarsJAX vs PITPick 148
DEFโ€”
Chicago BearsCHI @ MIA

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesKris 3โ€“10 Henry
Avg Score121.10 โ€“ 133.24
Playoff Meetings3
Current StreakKris ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Kris 122.42โ€“101.90 Henry

Biggest ass-kicking: 2022 W9: Kris 198.54โ€“114.14 Henry ยท 84.40 pts

Closest game: 2019 W1: Henry 146.12โ€“142.82 Kris ยท 3.30 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Henry owns the historical edge, which means Kris gets another chance to pretend the previous 13 meetings were all bad luck. Kris took the last meeting 122.42โ€“101.90. The history lean is Henry; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.