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THE MCNASTY WEEKLY

Week 2 Matchup Preview

2026 ยท History, current Sleeper starters, NFL matchups, rivalry receipts, picks and irresponsible amounts of shit talk.

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MATCHUP 1

Kian vs Andy

HISTORY LEANKian

Kian

QBDrake MayeNE vs PIT
RBBhayshul TutenJAX @ DEN
RBJaylen WarrenPIT @ NE
WRJaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA @ ARI
WRKayshon BoutteHOU vs CIN
WRTetairoa McMillanCAR @ ATL
TEIsaiah LikelyNYG @ LAR
RBJacory Croskey-MerrittWAS ยท game TBD
KTyler LoopBAL vs NO
DEFSan Francisco 49ersSF vs MIA
VS

Andy

QBJayden DanielsWAS ยท game TBD
RBJames CookBUF vs DET
RBDe'Von AchaneMIA @ SF
WRGarrett WilsonNYJ vs GB
WRCarnell TateTEN vs PHI
WRRome OdunzeCHI vs MIN
TETyler WarrenIND @ KC
RBBreece HallNYJ vs GB
KChris BoswellPIT @ NE
DEFLos Angeles ChargersLAC vs LV
KianPOSITIONAndy
Drake MayeNE vs PITPick 67
QBโ† Draft edge
Jayden DanielsWAS ยท game TBDPick 112
Bhayshul TutenJAX @ DENPick 43
RB1Draft edge โ†’
James CookBUF vs DETPick 9
Jaylen WarrenPIT @ NEPick 54
RB2Draft edge โ†’
De'Von AchaneMIA @ SFPick 16
Jacory Croskey-MerrittWAS ยท game TBDPick 91
RB3Draft edge โ†’
Breece HallNYJ vs GBPick 33
Jaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA @ ARIPick 6
WR1โ† Draft edge
Garrett WilsonNYJ vs GBPick 40
Kayshon BoutteHOU vs CINPick 163
WR2Draft edge โ†’
Carnell TateTEN vs PHIPick 64
Tetairoa McMillanCAR @ ATLPick 30
WR3โ† Draft edge
Rome OdunzeCHI vs MINPick 57
Isaiah LikelyNYG @ LARPick 126
TEDraft edge โ†’
Tyler WarrenIND @ KCPick 88
Tyler LoopBAL vs NOPick 187
KDraft edge โ†’
Chris BoswellPIT @ NEPick 184
San Francisco 49ersSF vs MIA
DEFโ€”
Los Angeles ChargersLAC vs LVPick 177

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesKian 5โ€“1 Andy
Avg Score131.93 โ€“ 113.65
Playoff Meetings0
Current StreakKian ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Kian 122.22โ€“110.84 Andy

Biggest ass-kicking: 2023 W1: Kian 164.32โ€“95.62 Andy ยท 68.70 pts

Closest game: 2026 W2: Kian 122.22โ€“110.84 Andy ยท 11.38 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Kian owns the historical edge, which means Andy gets another chance to pretend the previous 6 meetings were all bad luck. Kian took the last meeting 122.22โ€“110.84. The history lean is Kian; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 2

Sam vs Sawm

HISTORY LEANSawm

Sam

QBTrevor LawrenceJAX @ DEN
RBDerrick HenryBAL vs NO
RBJadarian PriceSEA @ ARI
WRRashod BatemanBAL vs NO
WRGeorge PickensDAL vs WSH
WRTerry McLaurinWAS ยท game TBD
TEColston LovelandCHI vs MIN
WRAlec PierceIND @ KC
KJake BatesDET @ BUF
DEFLas Vegas RaidersLV @ LAC
VS

Sawm

QBJosh AllenBUF vs DET
RBCam SkatteboNYG @ LAR
RBDavid MontgomeryHOU vs CIN
WRCeeDee LambDAL vs WSH
WRLuther BurdenCHI vs MIN
WRChristian WatsonGB @ NYJ
TESam LaPortaDET @ BUF
TETravis KelceKC vs IND
KHarrison ButkerKC vs IND
DEFPhiladelphia EaglesPHI @ TEN
SamPOSITIONSawm
Trevor LawrenceJAX @ DENPick 128
QBDraft edge โ†’
Josh AllenBUF vs DETPick 15
Derrick HenryBAL vs NOPick 17
RB1โ† Draft edge
Cam SkatteboNYG @ LARPick 34
Jadarian PriceSEA @ ARIPick 41
RB2Draft edge โ†’
David MontgomeryHOU vs CINPick 39
Rashod BatemanBAL vs NO
WR1โ€”
CeeDee LambDAL vs WSHPick 10
George PickensDAL vs WSHPick 32
WR2โ† Draft edge
Luther BurdenCHI vs MINPick 58
Terry McLaurinWAS ยท game TBDPick 56
WR3โ† Draft edge
Christian WatsonGB @ NYJPick 63
Alec PierceIND @ KCPick 80
WR4โ€”
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Colston LovelandCHI vs MINPick 65
TE1โ† Draft edge
Sam LaPortaDET @ BUFPick 82
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TE2โ€”
Travis KelceKC vs INDPick 106
Jake BatesDET @ BUFPick 176
KDraft edge โ†’
Harrison ButkerKC vs INDPick 159
Las Vegas RaidersLV @ LAC
DEFโ€”
Philadelphia EaglesPHI @ TENPick 135

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesSam 6โ€“7 Sawm
Avg Score128.08 โ€“ 134.84
Playoff Meetings2
Current StreakSawm ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Sawm 173.32โ€“80.16 Sam

Biggest ass-kicking: 2026 W2: Sawm 173.32โ€“80.16 Sam ยท 93.16 pts

Closest game: 2022 W3: Sawm 136.52โ€“134.40 Sam ยท 2.12 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Sawm owns the historical edge, which means Sam gets another chance to pretend the previous 13 meetings were all bad luck. Sawm took the last meeting 173.32โ€“80.16. The history lean is Sawm; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 3

BDo vs Kristian

HISTORY LEANBDo

BDo

QBJoe BurrowCIN @ HOU
RBSaquon BarkleyPHI @ TEN
RBTravis EtienneNO @ BAL
WRJustin JeffersonMIN @ CHI
WREmeka EgbukaTB vs CLE
WRParker WashingtonJAX @ DEN
TEJake FergusonDAL vs WSH
WRMichael WilsonARI vs SEA
KEvan McPhersonCIN @ HOU
DEFSeattle SeahawksSEA @ ARI
VS

Kristian

QBJared GoffDET @ BUF
RBKenneth WalkerKC vs IND
RBTreVeyon HendersonNE vs PIT
WRAmon-Ra St. BrownDET @ BUF
WRDeVonta SmithPHI @ TEN
WRMatthew GoldenGB @ NYJ
TEDallas GoedertPHI @ TEN
RBChuba HubbardCAR @ ATL
KWill ReichardMIN @ CHI
DEFMinnesota VikingsMIN @ CHI
BDoPOSITIONKristian
Joe BurrowCIN @ HOUPick 62
QBโ† Draft edge
Jared GoffDET @ BUFPick 138
Saquon BarkleyPHI @ TENPick 14
RB1โ† Draft edge
Kenneth WalkerKC vs INDPick 18
Travis EtienneNO @ BALPick 35
RB2โ† Draft edge
TreVeyon HendersonNE vs PITPick 55
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RB3โ€”
Chuba HubbardCAR @ ATLPick 79
Justin JeffersonMIN @ CHIPick 11
WR1Draft edge โ†’
Amon-Ra St. BrownDET @ BUFPick 7
Emeka EgbukaTB vs CLEPick 38
WR2Draft edge โ†’
DeVonta SmithPHI @ TENPick 31
Parker WashingtonJAX @ DENPick 59
WR3โ† Draft edge
Matthew GoldenGB @ NYJPick 114
Michael WilsonARI vs SEAPick 83
WR4โ€”
โ€”
Jake FergusonDAL vs WSHPick 107
TEโ† Draft edge
Dallas GoedertPHI @ TENPick 151
Evan McPhersonCIN @ HOUPick 158
Kโ† Draft edge
Will ReichardMIN @ CHIPick 175
Seattle SeahawksSEA @ ARIPick 131
DEFโ† Draft edge
Minnesota VikingsMIN @ CHIPick 186

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesBDo 8โ€“7 Kristian
Avg Score122.56 โ€“ 117.38
Playoff Meetings2
Current StreakKristian ร—3

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Kristian 193.98โ€“103.28 BDo

Biggest ass-kicking: 2026 W2: Kristian 193.98โ€“103.28 BDo ยท 90.70 pts

Closest game: 2016 W11: BDo 98.20โ€“98.10 Kristian ยท 0.10 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

BDo owns the historical edge, which means Kristian gets another chance to pretend the previous 15 meetings were all bad luck. Kristian took the last meeting 193.98โ€“103.28. The history lean is BDo; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 4

Tyler vs Justin

HISTORY LEANJustin

Tyler

QBPatrick MahomesKC vs IND
RBJahmyr GibbsDET @ BUF
RBAshton JeantyLV @ LAC
WRRashee RiceKC vs IND
WRJameson WilliamsDET @ BUF
WRMike EvansSF vs MIA
TEGeorge KittleSF vs MIA
WRBrian ThomasJAX @ DEN
KBrandon AubreyDAL vs WSH
DEFDenver BroncosDEN vs JAX
VS

Justin

QBLamar JacksonBAL vs NO
RBBijan RobinsonATL vs CAR
RBRhamondre StevensonNE vs PIT
WRXavier HutchinsonHOU vs CIN
WRMalik NabersNYG @ LAR
WRDJ MooreBUF vs DET
TEDalton KincaidBUF vs DET
RBJ.K. DobbinsDEN vs JAX
KHarrison MevisLAR vs NYG
DEFKansas City ChiefsKC vs IND
TylerPOSITIONJustin
Patrick MahomesKC vs INDPick 120
QBDraft edge โ†’
Lamar JacksonBAL vs NOPick 50
Jahmyr GibbsDET @ BUFPick 1
RB1โ† Draft edge
Bijan RobinsonATL vs CARPick 2
Ashton JeantyLV @ LACPick 25
RB2โ† Draft edge
Rhamondre StevensonNE vs PITPick 71
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RB3โ€”
J.K. DobbinsDEN vs JAXPick 74
Rashee RiceKC vs INDPick 24
WR1โ€”
Xavier HutchinsonHOU vs CIN
Jameson WilliamsDET @ BUFPick 49
WR2Draft edge โ†’
Malik NabersNYG @ LARPick 23
Mike EvansSF vs MIAPick 48
WR3Draft edge โ†’
DJ MooreBUF vs DETPick 47
Brian ThomasJAX @ DENPick 73
WR4โ€”
โ€”
George KittleSF vs MIAPick 96
TEโ† Draft edge
Dalton KincaidBUF vs DETPick 122
Brandon AubreyDAL vs WSHPick 97
Kโ† Draft edge
Harrison MevisLAR vs NYGPick 146
Denver BroncosDEN vs JAXPick 145
DEFโ† Draft edge
Kansas City ChiefsKC vs INDPick 191

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesTyler 4โ€“6 Justin
Avg Score119.75 โ€“ 115.58
Playoff Meetings0
Current StreakTyler ร—2

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Tyler 137.98โ€“64.80 Justin

Biggest ass-kicking: 2026 W2: Tyler 137.98โ€“64.80 Justin ยท 73.18 pts

Closest game: 2024 W12: Justin 104.46โ€“101.20 Tyler ยท 3.26 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Justin owns the historical edge, which means Tyler gets another chance to pretend the previous 10 meetings were all bad luck. Tyler took the last meeting 137.98โ€“64.80. The history lean is Justin; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 5

Michael vs Henry

HISTORY LEANMichael

Michael

QBJalen HurtsPHI @ TEN
RBJonathan TaylorIND @ KC
RBJavonte WilliamsDAL vs WSH
WRDrake LondonATL vs CAR
WRTee HigginsCIN @ HOU
WRJaylen WaddleDEN vs JAX
TEMark AndrewsBAL vs NO
RBAaron JonesMIN @ CHI
KCam LittleJAX @ DEN
DEFHouston TexansHOU vs CIN
VS

Henry

QBJustin HerbertLAC vs LV
RBOmarion HamptonLAC vs LV
RBChase BrownCIN @ HOU
WRLadd McConkeyLAC vs LV
WRMarvin HarrisonHOU vs CIN
WRChris GodwinTB vs CLE
TETrey McBrideARI vs SEA
RBBucky IrvingTB vs CLE
KCameron DickerLAC vs LV
DEFBaltimore RavensBAL vs NO
MichaelPOSITIONHenry
Jalen HurtsPHI @ TENPick 77
QBDraft edge โ†’
Justin HerbertLAC vs LVPick 60
Jonathan TaylorIND @ KCPick 5
RB1โ† Draft edge
Omarion HamptonLAC vs LVPick 12
Javonte WilliamsDAL vs WSHPick 29
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Chase BrownCIN @ HOUPick 13
Aaron JonesMIN @ CHIPick 116
RB3Draft edge โ†’
Bucky IrvingTB vs CLEPick 46
Drake LondonATL vs CARPick 20
WR1โ† Draft edge
Ladd McConkeyLAC vs LVPick 37
Tee HigginsCIN @ HOUPick 53
WR2โ† Draft edge
Marvin HarrisonHOU vs CINPick 61
Jaylen WaddleDEN vs JAXPick 44
WR3โ† Draft edge
Chris GodwinTB vs CLEPick 84
Mark AndrewsBAL vs NOPick 164
TEDraft edge โ†’
Trey McBrideARI vs SEAPick 36
Cam LittleJAX @ DENPick 140
Kโ† Draft edge
Cameron DickerLAC vs LVPick 156
Houston TexansHOU vs CINPick 125
DEFโ† Draft edge
Baltimore RavensBAL vs NOPick 181

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesMichael 12โ€“4 Henry
Avg Score130.18 โ€“ 113.09
Playoff Meetings2
Current StreakMichael ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Michael 133.36โ€“79.98 Henry

Biggest ass-kicking: 2016 W5: Michael 158.90โ€“89.70 Henry ยท 69.20 pts

Closest game: 2021 W14: Michael 139.42โ€“137.70 Henry ยท 1.72 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Michael owns the historical edge, which means Henry gets another chance to pretend the previous 16 meetings were all bad luck. Michael took the last meeting 133.36โ€“79.98. The history lean is Michael; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 6

Kris vs Butters

HISTORY LEANKris

Kris

QBCaleb WilliamsCHI vs MIN
RBD'Andre SwiftCHI vs MIN
RBQuinshon JudkinsCLE @ TB
WRJa'Marr ChaseCIN @ HOU
WRJalen CokerCAR @ ATL
WRDK MetcalfPIT @ NE
TEMichael MayerLV @ LAC
RBKyren WilliamsLAR vs NYG
KJason MyersSEA @ ARI
DEFGreen Bay PackersGB @ NYJ
VS

Butters

QBDak PrescottDAL vs WSH
RBChristian McCaffreySF vs MIA
RBJeremiyah LoveARI vs SEA
WRChris OlaveNO @ BAL
WRKhalil ShakirBUF vs DET
WRRomeo DoubsNE vs PIT
TETucker KraftGB @ NYJ
WRDavante AdamsLAR vs NYG
KKa'imi FairbairnHOU vs CIN
DEFTampa Bay BuccaneersTB vs CLE
KrisPOSITIONButters
Caleb WilliamsCHI vs MINPick 100
QBDraft edge โ†’
Dak PrescottDAL vs WSHPick 94
D'Andre SwiftCHI vs MINPick 52
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Christian McCaffreySF vs MIAPick 3
Quinshon JudkinsCLE @ TBPick 45
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Jeremiyah LoveARI vs SEAPick 27
Kyren WilliamsLAR vs NYGPick 21
RB3โ€”
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Ja'Marr ChaseCIN @ HOUPick 4
WR1โ† Draft edge
Chris OlaveNO @ BALPick 22
Jalen CokerCAR @ ATLPick 124
WR2โ† Draft edge
Khalil ShakirBUF vs DETPick 147
DK MetcalfPIT @ NEPick 69
WR3โ† Draft edge
Romeo DoubsNE vs PITPick 108
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WR4โ€”
Davante AdamsLAR vs NYGPick 51
Michael MayerLV @ LAC
TEโ€”
Tucker KraftGB @ NYJPick 70
Jason MyersSEA @ ARIPick 141
Kโ† Draft edge
Ka'imi FairbairnHOU vs CINPick 142
Green Bay PackersGB @ NYJ
DEFโ€”
Tampa Bay BuccaneersTB vs CLE

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesKris 8โ€“5 Butters
Avg Score129.11 โ€“ 125.11
Playoff Meetings3
Current StreakButters ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W2: Butters 154.06โ€“98.02 Kris

Biggest ass-kicking: 2020 W8: Kris 184.82โ€“107.54 Butters ยท 77.28 pts

Closest game: 2023 W15: Kris 133.26โ€“132.12 Butters ยท 1.14 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Kris owns the historical edge, which means Butters gets another chance to pretend the previous 13 meetings were all bad luck. Butters took the last meeting 154.06โ€“98.02. The history lean is Kris; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.