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THE MCNASTY WEEKLY

Week 3 Matchup Preview

2026 ยท History, current Sleeper starters, NFL matchups, rivalry receipts, picks and irresponsible amounts of shit talk.

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MATCHUP 1

Kian vs Sawm

HISTORY LEANSawm

Kian

QBBryce YoungCAR @ CLE
RBBhayshul TutenJAX vs NE
RBJaylen WarrenPIT vs CIN
WRJaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA @ WSH
WRDontayvion WicksPHI @ CHI
WRTetairoa McMillanCAR @ CLE
TEIsaiah LikelyNYG vs TEN
RBBlake CorumLAR @ DEN
KTyler LoopBAL @ DAL
DEFSan Francisco 49ersSF vs ARI
VS

Sawm

QBJosh AllenBUF vs LAC
RBCam SkatteboNYG vs TEN
RBDavid MontgomeryHOU @ IND
WRCeeDee LambDAL vs BAL
WRLuther BurdenCHI vs PHI
WRChristian WatsonGB vs ATL
TESam LaPortaDET vs NYJ
TETravis KelceKC @ MIA
KHarrison ButkerKC @ MIA
DEFPhiladelphia EaglesPHI @ CHI
KianPOSITIONSawm
Bryce YoungCAR @ CLE
QBโ€”
Josh AllenBUF vs LACPick 15
Bhayshul TutenJAX vs NEPick 43
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Cam SkatteboNYG vs TENPick 34
Jaylen WarrenPIT vs CINPick 54
RB2Draft edge โ†’
David MontgomeryHOU @ INDPick 39
Blake CorumLAR @ DENPick 78
RB3โ€”
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Jaxon Smith-NjigbaSEA @ WSHPick 6
WR1โ† Draft edge
CeeDee LambDAL vs BALPick 10
Dontayvion WicksPHI @ CHIPick 150
WR2Draft edge โ†’
Luther BurdenCHI vs PHIPick 58
Tetairoa McMillanCAR @ CLEPick 30
WR3โ† Draft edge
Christian WatsonGB vs ATLPick 63
Isaiah LikelyNYG vs TENPick 126
TE1Draft edge โ†’
Sam LaPortaDET vs NYJPick 82
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TE2โ€”
Travis KelceKC @ MIAPick 106
Tyler LoopBAL @ DALPick 187
KDraft edge โ†’
Harrison ButkerKC @ MIAPick 159
San Francisco 49ersSF vs ARI
DEFโ€”
Philadelphia EaglesPHI @ CHIPick 135

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesKian 4โ€“7 Sawm
Avg Score119.90 โ€“ 120.81
Playoff Meetings1
Current StreakSawm ร—3

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Sawm 117.56โ€“115.90 Kian

Biggest ass-kicking: 2020 W14: Kian 138.86โ€“97.02 Sawm ยท 41.84 pts

Closest game: 2026 W3: Sawm 117.56โ€“115.90 Kian ยท 1.66 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Sawm owns the historical edge, which means Kian gets another chance to pretend the previous 11 meetings were all bad luck. Sawm took the last meeting 117.56โ€“115.90. The history lean is Sawm; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 2

BDo vs Andy

HISTORY LEANBDo

BDo

QBJoe BurrowCIN @ PIT
RBSaquon BarkleyPHI @ CHI
RBTravis EtienneNO vs LV
WRJustin JeffersonMIN @ TB
WREmeka EgbukaTB vs MIN
WRParker WashingtonJAX vs NE
TEDalton SchultzHOU @ IND
WRDeebo SamuelSF vs ARI
KEvan McPhersonCIN @ PIT
DEFSeattle SeahawksSEA @ WSH
VS

Andy

QBMichael PenixATL @ GB
RBJames CookBUF vs LAC
RBDe'Von AchaneMIA vs KC
WRGarrett WilsonNYJ @ DET
WRJosh DownsIND vs HOU
WRRome OdunzeCHI vs PHI
TETyler WarrenIND vs HOU
RBBreece HallNYJ @ DET
KChris BoswellPIT vs CIN
DEFLos Angeles ChargersLAC @ BUF
BDoPOSITIONAndy
Joe BurrowCIN @ PITPick 62
QBโ€”
Michael PenixATL @ GB
Saquon BarkleyPHI @ CHIPick 14
RB1Draft edge โ†’
James CookBUF vs LACPick 9
Travis EtienneNO vs LVPick 35
RB2Draft edge โ†’
De'Von AchaneMIA vs KCPick 16
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RB3โ€”
Breece HallNYJ @ DETPick 33
Justin JeffersonMIN @ TBPick 11
WR1โ† Draft edge
Garrett WilsonNYJ @ DETPick 40
Emeka EgbukaTB vs MINPick 38
WR2โ† Draft edge
Josh DownsIND vs HOUPick 105
Parker WashingtonJAX vs NEPick 59
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Rome OdunzeCHI vs PHIPick 57
Deebo SamuelSF vs ARIPick 110
WR4โ€”
โ€”
Dalton SchultzHOU @ IND
TEโ€”
Tyler WarrenIND vs HOUPick 88
Evan McPhersonCIN @ PITPick 158
Kโ† Draft edge
Chris BoswellPIT vs CINPick 184
Seattle SeahawksSEA @ WSHPick 131
DEFโ† Draft edge
Los Angeles ChargersLAC @ BUFPick 177

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesBDo 4โ€“4 Andy
Avg Score122.26 โ€“ 117.20
Playoff Meetings1
Current StreakAndy ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Andy 127.94โ€“109.18 BDo

Biggest ass-kicking: 2023 W4: Andy 133.60โ€“92.56 BDo ยท 41.04 pts

Closest game: 2024 W13: Andy 123.96โ€“120.88 BDo ยท 3.08 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

BDo and Andy are basically dead even historically, which is a polite way of saying neither one has earned the right to talk this much shit. Andy took the last meeting 127.94โ€“109.18. The history lean is BDo, an honor worth approximately fucking nothing once the games start.

MATCHUP 3

Tyler vs Sam

HISTORY LEANSam

Tyler

QBPatrick MahomesKC @ MIA
RBJahmyr GibbsDET vs NYJ
RBAshton JeantyLV @ NO
WRRashee RiceKC @ MIA
WRJameson WilliamsDET vs NYJ
WRBrian ThomasJAX vs NE
TEGeorge KittleSF vs ARI
WRMike EvansSF vs ARI
KBrandon AubreyDAL vs BAL
DEFDenver BroncosDEN vs LAR
VS

Sam

QBBrock PurdySF vs ARI
RBDerrick HenryBAL @ DAL
RBJadarian PriceSEA @ WSH
WRRashod BatemanBAL @ DAL
WRGeorge PickensDAL vs BAL
WRTerry McLaurinWAS ยท game TBD
TEKyle PittsATL @ GB
TEColston LovelandCHI vs PHI
KJake BatesDET vs NYJ
DEFLas Vegas RaidersLV @ NO
TylerPOSITIONSam
Patrick MahomesKC @ MIAPick 120
QBโ€”
Brock PurdySF vs ARI
Jahmyr GibbsDET vs NYJPick 1
RB1โ† Draft edge
Derrick HenryBAL @ DALPick 17
Ashton JeantyLV @ NOPick 25
RB2โ† Draft edge
Jadarian PriceSEA @ WSHPick 41
Rashee RiceKC @ MIAPick 24
WR1โ€”
Rashod BatemanBAL @ DAL
Jameson WilliamsDET vs NYJPick 49
WR2Draft edge โ†’
George PickensDAL vs BALPick 32
Brian ThomasJAX vs NEPick 73
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Terry McLaurinWAS ยท game TBDPick 56
Mike EvansSF vs ARIPick 48
WR4โ€”
โ€”
George KittleSF vs ARIPick 96
TE1Draft edge โ†’
Kyle PittsATL @ GBPick 89
โ€”
TE2โ€”
Colston LovelandCHI vs PHIPick 65
Brandon AubreyDAL vs BALPick 97
Kโ† Draft edge
Jake BatesDET vs NYJPick 176
Denver BroncosDEN vs LARPick 145
DEFโ€”
Las Vegas RaidersLV @ NO

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesTyler 8โ€“8 Sam
Avg Score125.53 โ€“ 130.41
Playoff Meetings2
Current StreakTyler ร—3

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Tyler 150.54โ€“124.08 Sam

Biggest ass-kicking: 2017 W15: Sam 178.30โ€“77.60 Tyler ยท 100.70 pts

Closest game: 2020 W13: Tyler 120.78โ€“119.96 Sam ยท 0.82 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Tyler and Sam are basically dead even historically, which is a polite way of saying neither one has earned the right to talk this much shit. Tyler took the last meeting 150.54โ€“124.08. The history lean is Sam, an honor worth approximately fucking nothing once the games start.

MATCHUP 4

Michael vs Kristian

HISTORY LEANMichael

Michael

QBJalen HurtsPHI @ CHI
RBJonathan TaylorIND vs HOU
RBJavonte WilliamsDAL vs BAL
WRDrake LondonATL @ GB
WRTee HigginsCIN @ PIT
WRJaylen WaddleDEN vs LAR
TEMark AndrewsBAL @ DAL
RBAaron JonesMIN @ TB
KCam LittleJAX vs NE
DEFHouston TexansHOU @ IND
VS

Kristian

QBJared GoffDET vs NYJ
RBKenneth WalkerKC @ MIA
RBTreVeyon HendersonNE @ JAX
WRAmon-Ra St. BrownDET vs NYJ
WRDeVonta SmithPHI @ CHI
WRZay FlowersBAL @ DAL
TEPat FreiermuthPIT vs CIN
RBChuba HubbardCAR @ CLE
KWill ReichardMIN @ TB
DEFMinnesota VikingsMIN @ TB
MichaelPOSITIONKristian
Jalen HurtsPHI @ CHIPick 77
QBโ† Draft edge
Jared GoffDET vs NYJPick 138
Jonathan TaylorIND vs HOUPick 5
RB1โ† Draft edge
Kenneth WalkerKC @ MIAPick 18
Javonte WilliamsDAL vs BALPick 29
RB2โ† Draft edge
TreVeyon HendersonNE @ JAXPick 55
Aaron JonesMIN @ TBPick 116
RB3Draft edge โ†’
Chuba HubbardCAR @ CLEPick 79
Drake LondonATL @ GBPick 20
WR1Draft edge โ†’
Amon-Ra St. BrownDET vs NYJPick 7
Tee HigginsCIN @ PITPick 53
WR2Draft edge โ†’
DeVonta SmithPHI @ CHIPick 31
Jaylen WaddleDEN vs LARPick 44
WR3Draft edge โ†’
Zay FlowersBAL @ DALPick 42
Mark AndrewsBAL @ DALPick 164
TEโ€”
Pat FreiermuthPIT vs CIN
Cam LittleJAX vs NEPick 140
Kโ† Draft edge
Will ReichardMIN @ TBPick 175
Houston TexansHOU @ INDPick 125
DEFโ† Draft edge
Minnesota VikingsMIN @ TBPick 186

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesMichael 11โ€“5 Kristian
Avg Score127.27 โ€“ 118.59
Playoff Meetings0
Current StreakKristian ร—2

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Kristian 133.76โ€“121.52 Michael

Biggest ass-kicking: 2024 W10: Kristian 206.32โ€“95.74 Michael ยท 110.58 pts

Closest game: 2021 W7: Michael 120.36โ€“119.08 Kristian ยท 1.28 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Michael owns the historical edge, which means Kristian gets another chance to pretend the previous 16 meetings were all bad luck. Kristian took the last meeting 133.76โ€“121.52. The history lean is Michael; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 5

Justin vs Butters

HISTORY LEANButters

Justin

QBLamar JacksonBAL @ DAL
RBBijan RobinsonATL @ GB
RBRhamondre StevensonNE @ JAX
WRXavier HutchinsonHOU @ IND
WRMalik NabersNYG vs TEN
WRDJ MooreBUF vs LAC
TEDalton KincaidBUF vs LAC
RBJ.K. DobbinsDEN vs LAR
KTrey SmackGB vs ATL
DEFKansas City ChiefsKC @ MIA
VS

Butters

QBDak PrescottDAL vs BAL
RBChristian McCaffreySF vs ARI
RBJeremiyah LoveARI @ SF
WRChris OlaveNO vs LV
WRDavante AdamsLAR @ DEN
WRRomeo DoubsNE @ JAX
TETucker KraftGB vs ATL
TEOronde GadsdenLAC @ BUF
KSpencer ShraderIND vs HOU
DEFCincinnati BengalsCIN @ PIT
JustinPOSITIONButters
Lamar JacksonBAL @ DALPick 50
QBโ† Draft edge
Dak PrescottDAL vs BALPick 94
Bijan RobinsonATL @ GBPick 2
RB1โ† Draft edge
Christian McCaffreySF vs ARIPick 3
Rhamondre StevensonNE @ JAXPick 71
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Jeremiyah LoveARI @ SFPick 27
J.K. DobbinsDEN vs LARPick 74
RB3โ€”
โ€”
Xavier HutchinsonHOU @ IND
WR1โ€”
Chris OlaveNO vs LVPick 22
Malik NabersNYG vs TENPick 23
WR2โ† Draft edge
Davante AdamsLAR @ DENPick 51
DJ MooreBUF vs LACPick 47
WR3โ† Draft edge
Romeo DoubsNE @ JAXPick 108
Dalton KincaidBUF vs LACPick 122
TE1Draft edge โ†’
Tucker KraftGB vs ATLPick 70
โ€”
TE2โ€”
Oronde GadsdenLAC @ BUF
Trey SmackGB vs ATL
Kโ€”
Spencer ShraderIND vs HOU
Kansas City ChiefsKC @ MIAPick 191
DEFโ€”
Cincinnati BengalsCIN @ PIT

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesJustin 4โ€“5 Butters
Avg Score124.60 โ€“ 124.52
Playoff Meetings1
Current StreakButters ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Butters 134.54โ€“109.44 Justin

Biggest ass-kicking: 2021 W4: Justin 166.62โ€“95.22 Butters ยท 71.40 pts

Closest game: 2024 W7: Butters 115.90โ€“114.70 Justin ยท 1.20 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Butters owns the historical edge, which means Justin gets another chance to pretend the previous 9 meetings were all bad luck. Butters took the last meeting 134.54โ€“109.44. The history lean is Butters; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.

MATCHUP 6

Kris vs Henry

HISTORY LEANHenry

Kris

QBKyler MurrayMIN @ TB
RBKyren WilliamsLAR @ DEN
RBQuinshon JudkinsCLE vs CAR
WRJa'Marr ChaseCIN @ PIT
WRJalen CokerCAR @ CLE
WRDK MetcalfPIT vs CIN
TEBrock BowersLV @ NO
RBD'Andre SwiftCHI vs PHI
KJason MyersSEA @ WSH
DEFGreen Bay PackersGB vs ATL
VS

Henry

QBTyler ShoughNO vs LV
RBOmarion HamptonLAC @ BUF
RBChase BrownCIN @ PIT
WRLadd McConkeyLAC @ BUF
WRMarvin HarrisonHOU @ IND
WRChris GodwinTB vs MIN
TETrey McBrideARI @ SF
RBBucky IrvingTB vs MIN
KChase McLaughlinTB vs MIN
DEFCarolina PanthersCAR @ CLE
KrisPOSITIONHenry
Kyler MurrayMIN @ TB
QBโ€”
Tyler ShoughNO vs LV
Kyren WilliamsLAR @ DENPick 21
RB1Draft edge โ†’
Omarion HamptonLAC @ BUFPick 12
Quinshon JudkinsCLE vs CARPick 45
RB2Draft edge โ†’
Chase BrownCIN @ PITPick 13
D'Andre SwiftCHI vs PHIPick 52
RB3Draft edge โ†’
Bucky IrvingTB vs MINPick 46
Ja'Marr ChaseCIN @ PITPick 4
WR1โ† Draft edge
Ladd McConkeyLAC @ BUFPick 37
Jalen CokerCAR @ CLEPick 124
WR2Draft edge โ†’
Marvin HarrisonHOU @ INDPick 61
DK MetcalfPIT vs CINPick 69
WR3โ† Draft edge
Chris GodwinTB vs MINPick 84
Brock BowersLV @ NOPick 28
TEโ† Draft edge
Trey McBrideARI @ SFPick 36
Jason MyersSEA @ WSHPick 141
Kโ€”
Chase McLaughlinTB vs MIN
Green Bay PackersGB vs ATL
DEFโ€”
Carolina PanthersCAR @ CLE

Advantage is based on 2026 McNasty draft position when both starters have draft data.

๐Ÿ“Š Rivalry Database

All-Time SeriesKris 3โ€“10 Henry
Avg Score121.10 โ€“ 133.24
Playoff Meetings3
Current StreakKris ร—1

Last meeting: 2026 W3: Kris 122.42โ€“101.90 Henry

Biggest ass-kicking: 2022 W9: Kris 198.54โ€“114.14 Henry ยท 84.40 pts

Closest game: 2019 W1: Henry 146.12โ€“142.82 Kris ยท 3.30 pts

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE SHIT TALK

Henry owns the historical edge, which means Kris gets another chance to pretend the previous 13 meetings were all bad luck. Kris took the last meeting 122.42โ€“101.90. The history lean is Henry; if that goes to shit by Sunday night, nobody gets to act surprised because this league is run by idiots.